Watch Out For Bikers
Last year I was filming some scenes for a movie for ESPN. I was outside at a baseball stadium for three straight days, 12 hours a day. It was 100 to 106 degrees every day and we were in the sun for most of the shots (between shots I would go to the dugout for some shade but I swear it felt hotter in the dugout).
I did ride to the shoot (I live 250 miles away) and it was a great ride up. Coming home was a different story. I was wrapped on a Sunday about 1:00, it was already 102 out and my scenes started filming at 6:30AM so it was a long day already. I'm finally on my way home, I didn't shower or even take off my makeup as I just wanted to get home.
So here I am riding home, it was one of those days where the wind in your face just felt like a hot hair dryer blasting you, and I had 250 miles to go and I am just plain exhausted.
The bike needed gas (I was on a V-Rod and it is hard to make long trips as you have to stop for gas so much). I figured I could just make one more stop for gas and then I could make it the rest of the way (I'm about 120 miles in to the trip now). Well, I pushed it to the "next" gas station, I am in the middle of the country in South Carolina and yep, I ran out of gas. I'm on a country road with zero cell phone reception and I have no idea where the next gas station is.
I pushed the bike for about 3/4 of a mile before I came upon a house. I was a little nervous to go to the house but I had to see if someone could help, I was extremely dehydrated and just plain exhausted by now and I am just stuck out here on a Sunday. I went to the door and knocked and knocked, then finally a nice couple came to the door (mind you, at first I was afraid of going to a strangers house in the middle of nowhere but then I forget that I am near 6'5" and a rather large guy, I'm sure they were a little hesitant to answer the door). I asked where the nearest station was and they told me it was at least 10 miles away and "hopefully" it was open on a Sunday. I sort of cringed, asked if I could use their phone to call AAA to bring me some gas (I didn't want to impose upon them). The husband said he could do one better than that, he went to the garage and got a gas can and offered me some gas. I took about a gallon, offered him some money, he would not take it. I thanked him, rode about 9 miles and found a gas station, filled up, literally drank two bottles of water, and was on my way.
Ok, I figure I am home free now, right? Nope. I get about 40 miles from home and all I see is huge lines of cars, everything was at a halt. So now I'm stopped on the highway, dead still, just sitting there. There must have been some huge accident up ahead. The last clock/thermometer I passed had said 105 degrees and it was every bit of it. I just sat there for a half hour then decided to do a U-turn and try to figure out another way home (where I live on the coast, there are only a couple roads in). So I snake back and start taking different country roads, some I knew and some I didn't. I finally got to a place that I was familiar with, maybe 20 miles from home, and all of a sudden the bike starts to sputter. No freaking way. Even though the V-Rod is water cooled, the bike was very hot, I've been on the road a good 6 hours now, well over 100 degrees and 100% humidity. Well, the bike stalled a couple times home but I did eventually make it.
I walk in the house and my wife looked at me and couldn't believe what I looked like. I'm sure I was beat red, the makeup was all over the place, I'm probably close to heat exhaustion. I jumped in the shower and I'll tell you, that was the best shower I have ever taken in my life.
I made it home, that's all that matters.
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Comment by RockStar on February 2, 2012 at 10:38am NighWalkingOwl: I forgot, when I'm filming a movie, I don't wear "makeup", I wear "face paint". LOL
Comment by Crom64 on February 1, 2012 at 4:13pm Good story...probably just one of many you will have on your ventures. I wish I would have written a novel of all of the things I have seen and done on a scoot, driven across the country 3 times, rode all across Europe (that was the best time in my life), Canada....I've had 10 different bikes and I am on my first ever full build from the frame up, it's a different paradigm for me, a trike, the advantages to having one equal or outweigh the disadvantages, sure people will make fun of the fact that I ride a trike, but that's only because they don't know me, what I've been through or what I've done...I just nod and smile and say, yeah, but I built mine, can you say the same about yours?? Remember, it's not about the way you look on a bike that gets you home, it's being prepared for those times like the above story that will get you there, ALWAYS carry tools, water and some kind of food just in case your blood sugar drops to zero, because it will and it does. Have fun out there and remember you run into the most amazing and wonderful people out there when you need gas..*smile*
Comment by NightWalkingOwl on January 31, 2012 at 11:40pm IF YOUR A BIG `OL BIKER THEN WHATCHA WEARING YA WIFE`S MAKEUP FOR?? IF YA READ THE POST YOU`LL SEE IT/SORRY MAN BUT YOU POSTED IT/CAN`T HELP BUT TO CHUCKLE>> CHUCKLE,CHUCKLE ;BUT YA MADE IT HOME OK!!!!! THATS ALL THAT COUNTS
Comment by Tom Holloway on January 31, 2012 at 10:01pm Your wife should of taken a picture of you walking into the house when you got home. It would be a great photo to your story!
Comment by mikekennedy59 on January 31, 2012 at 8:46pm I know about the heat wave..We were on out way back to Tulsa from Sturgis 2010 500 plus miles and going thru Kansas we drove into a wall of heat..7:30pm and 104 ...It was HOT...We made it about 40 more miles and called it a day...Great ride except for that last 50 miles or so...I do not look forward to that again...Ride safe...
Comment by LadyD on January 31, 2012 at 8:32pm It was kind of hard to read your story. Reminds me of me and my hubby's cross country road trip in June 2010. Southwest USA, hotter than hell, storms all around us. We were on our return trip, leaving Memphis (I think). Temps were over 100, a huge storm hit. We waited it out at a Subway shop and actually started calling rental places for a truck to haul the bike back to PA. We finally found a truck that would haul our bike, then the rain stopped. We decided to ride! Then, we got into stand-still traffic on the highway due to construction. We were on a Heritage Softail (AIR COOLED!), which was not a good thing. In the end, we somehow survived and I will never forget that experience!
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