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Girls are so demanding
A 10-year-old girl was walking down the street when a big man on a big-old motorcycle pulls up beside her and says, “Hey little girl, do you want to go for a ride?”
“NO!” says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside her again and says, “Hey kid, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back.”
“NO!” said the little girl and proceeded down the street a little quicker.
The motorcyclist pulls up to the little girl again and says, “Okay kid, I will give you $20 and a BIG bag of candy if you hop on the back of my bike for a ride.”
At this point the little girl turns to him and screams angrily, “Look Dad, YOU bought a Honda instead of a Harley, so, YOU ride it!”
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Permalink Reply by Rick on -
I have a friend that rides with me and another friend. He has a Suzuki 109 while two of us have Harleys. I just said today that he would not be excepted into a biker club riding that thing!!
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Permalink Reply by Yorkshirebikers on -
Funny. I spend two minutes explaining why I never take pillions then ride away
Should've bought a Honda, your daughter may've turned out not to have been such a bitch.Stick to looking after classic british bikes, and having a Honda for reliability, rather than raising kids I think.
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Permalink Reply by Horn on -
Wow I never imagined such response when i posted this, much less a debate on who rides what. I am old skule and I still believe it don't matter what you ride, it's not a fashion show folks, it's about the wind in your hair and the road at your feet. Whether you ride rice or rockets or have the big bucks for the high dollar rides, it is still you and the road when all is said and done.This is my opinion and I will fight to the death for your right to agree or disagree with me.BTW since i am still new here I could use a few friends, if you like what I got to say or enjoy a warped sense of humor, please send me an add.Ride safe and free and love one another. Horn said that!
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Permalink Reply by kjconrad on -
@ Horn...now that's one of the best things anyone said here. Just ride whatever you want and can and love it... no doubt!
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Permalink Reply by BeanGasser on -
Horn, sounds like you got it together, Bro(unless you're offended by me calling you that. If you are, I take it back.).
Wouldn't mind at all having you ride beside me. Consider me friend.
Horn said:Wow I never imagined such response when i posted this, much less a debate on who rides what. I am old skule and I still believe it don't matter what you ride, it's not a fashion show folks, it's about the wind in your hair and the road at your feet. Whether you ride rice or rockets or have the big bucks for the high dollar rides, it is still you and the road when all is said and done.This is my opinion and I will fight to the death for your right to agree or disagree with me.BTW since i am still new here I could use a few friends, if you like what I got to say or enjoy a warped sense of humor, please send me an add.Ride safe and free and love one another. Horn said that!
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Permalink Reply by Bikecat47 on -
I feel the same way, this was a great joke but only a joke. ride what ya got and dont let anyone give ya any s**t. I have owned and ridden several types of bikes and enjoyed them all. right now i have 2 a 47 harley knuckle and a 2000 yamaha Vstar and since the knuckle isnt finished and will only be a bar hopper due to my back and the ridged frame you guess wich one I ride the most. keep it in the wind no matter what it is.
Horn said:Wow I never imagined such response when i posted this, much less a debate on who rides what. I am old skule and I still believe it don't matter what you ride, it's not a fashion show folks, it's about the wind in your hair and the road at your feet. Whether you ride rice or rockets or have the big bucks for the high dollar rides, it is still you and the road when all is said and done.This is my opinion and I will fight to the death for your right to agree or disagree with me.BTW since i am still new here I could use a few friends, if you like what I got to say or enjoy a warped sense of humor, please send me an add.Ride safe and free and love one another. Horn said that!
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Permalink Reply by NightWalkingOwl on -
too funny!!!!!!
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